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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me:
Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider:
Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me:
We cool?
Spider:
Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me:
Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider:
Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me:
So...can I get out now?
Spider:
Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me:
Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider:
Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

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annielaurie:

wolfperson1:

In case you missed it, employees at Market Basket (a local grocery chain here in Mass) are in full revolt over the firing of their CEO. Food shipments to the stores dwindled as part of the protest.

Boston.com has a pretty good rundown of the issues.

You’d think it was actually the end of the world, this is almost literally all people are talking about

What was wrong with that last melon?

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dogapult:

how come when someone decides to eat only fruits and vegetables people commend them for their “willpower” and “diligence” but when i decide to eat a diet composed entirely of mozzarella sticks and vodka suddenly i’m “out of control” and “putting myself in danger”

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