The Envelope ✈

Aviation, 80's pop culture, vintage.

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I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

Me:
Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider:
Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me:
We cool?
Spider:
Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me:
Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider:
Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me:
So...can I get out now?
Spider:
Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me:
Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider:
Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.